I'm bored. Let's play a game of would you rather…
Would you rather…
a. Be able to fly;
b. Be able to turn yourself invisible.
a. Only be able to whisper;
b. Only be able to shout.
a. Know when you are going to die;
b. Know how you are going to die.
a. Sweat mayonnaise;
b. Every time you take a crap its the size of a softball.
a. Never be able to close your mouth;
b. Never be…